I’m embarrassed at how long it took me to come up with this, but I finally figured out a solid workaround for my domain troubles caused by Rad(BAD!) Web Hosting; I simply got the same domain with a different TLD, in this case a .biz!
I was able to get my website copied over (Thanks, Softaculous!) and now I’m updating my website to better leverage my presence in the WWW~!
Here’s a big F*CK YOU to RadWebHosting for all the trouble they’re causing, and hopefully it’ll be over soon, but in the meantime, I’m back baby! 😀